If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
Posted 47 minutes ago
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#SARAH THIS IS US #*high five*

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they

Posted 50 minutes ago
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#pretty sure everybody is a little bit gay #headcanon shit idc #WHY WHYW HYWG HWYW HYWH YWH WY WYWHYW #when i bought my laptop it was already on windows 8 #I ALMOST SCREAMED AT MY TEACHER WHEN I FOUND OUT #aah the second gif where elsa hugs annas head #shit gets me heated #YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADOABLE #STOP IT IM STRAIGHT #HOW DARE YOU DO THIS #for realsies tho #THEY ARE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL #aboutme

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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