thorsies:

cute date ideas

  • watching pacific rim
  • holding hands while watching pacific rim
  • cuddling while watching pacific rim
  • doin the doodle while watching pacific rim
  • eating a quart of ice cream together while watching pacific rim
  • watching pacific rim while watching pacific rim
  • touching each others butts while watching pacific rim
  • getting married while watching pacific rim
  • piloting a jaeger while watching pacific rim
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vevovevo:

if its not food or a cute boy or a tv show or a book i probably dont care very much about it

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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#aboutme

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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giggliographies:

how I feel this morning

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"Milady."
"Milord."

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